An adult person who identifies as female. Women are considered inferior to men in many places, for some unknown reason. Many straight men write definitions here to complain about women, which may or may not be a reaction to straight women writing complaints about men here.
Contrary to popular belief, a man and woman can be friends without romantic or sexual feelings developing between them, even if they're both straight.
by Sam_han_tha April 22, 2018
Get the Womanmug. The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.
Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.
Damn rat woman.
Damn rat woman.
by poo poo August 2, 2003
Get the Rat Womanmug. A milk woman is just your basic blonde weeb. If you wondering why she is a milk woman you will know when you let her in your house cos she will guzzle all the milk you have in your fridge. But she proffers light milk.
Mum: why is all the milk gone?
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK
by seagullEve January 6, 2021
Get the Milk Womanmug. The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Womanmug. "I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
Get the explaining to a womanmug. by corbre May 5, 2018
Get the woman weavermug. by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
Get the Ham Womanmug.