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fastest hands in the west 

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.
Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!
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Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights 

The name of chips in the UK
Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!
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west chester 

West of philadelphia, a trendy first class party town home to west chester university of pennsylvania. A quaint historic village of thriving business, bars, and restaurants. A place where you can find anything youre looking for. Quality sports teams, GO RAMS! Kick ass bars, awesome parties, great food, and lovely women. Especially beautiful on those lovely fall days that drape the center of the city in shades of red, yellow and orange. West chester, I will always heart you.
West chester is the best small town in southeastern pennsylvania.
west chester by Bak5580 July 29, 2006

west coast rap 

west coast:rap that is on the west coast. Its not like southern rap southern rap is usually party music this is real shit they talk about gang related activity and being a real muthafucking g. west coast rap includes legends like Eazy- E the realest nigga to ever rap. Fuck G- Unit. Tupac was a west coast rapper along with the Outlaws. Nowadays it's mainly The Game left on the west coast. Lil Eazy- E wich is Eazy- E son is getting big. he claims he doesnt want to go big because its for the fakes like The Game.
west coast rap is real

Tupac: (Hit Em Up)

"West Side when we ride come equipped with game you claim to be a playa but i fucked your wife we bust on bad boys niggas fuck fo life."
west coast rap by walla March 3, 2007

Dennis Westower

Andy Biersack's (Andy Six) alter-ego; a porn star known for making films with Ashley Purdy. Together, they make live-action Purdy Porn, and Andley.
Ash: Hey Andy, I've been feeling really horny lately.
Andy: Oh baby one sec, I'll come in a minute. (Andy transforms into Dennis Westower)
Dennis (Andy): MY BODY IS READY

Westchesterite 

A resident of Westchester, but not any citizen of Westchester, a dweller who lives in Westchester, eats in Westchester, doesn't leave Westchester, raises a family in Westchester, goes to the Lake Isle pool in Westchester, sends their kids to expensive private schools in Westchester, goes to bars in Westchester, first girlfriend/boyfriend is from Westchester, they live in a town that ends with Dale, Ville or Chester, their house takes up a city block in Westchester, they call a sandwich a wedge but only in Westchester, if its not kosher approved the business doesn't last in Westchester, if you lawn is not green and properly trimmed your not from Westchester, If you are not wearing a name brand you will be assumed to have moved into Westchester, they only eat organic foods in Westchester, the streets are always paved smooth in Westchester, and finally you will live and die in Westchester.
If you are reading this you are probably a Westchesterite.
Westchesterite by Danny Hunnewell January 14, 2008

Western Washington University 

Western Washington University is one of six state-funded, four-year institutions of higher education in Washington. Fall 2004 enrollment includes 12,940 full- and part-time students.

The University maintains nearly 73 buildings on a 215-acre campus, including the 38-acre Sehome Arboretum, operated jointly with the city of Bellingham, and 15 residential buildings housing near 4,000 students. Western also has off-campus facilities at Shannon Point Marine Center in Anacortes, Wash.; and a 15-acre student-university facility at nearby Lake Whatcom.

WWU is situated in Bellingham, a city of 70,000 overlooking Bellingham Bay and many of Puget Sound’s 172 San Juan Islands. The University is 90 miles north of Seattle, 55 miles south of Vancouver, B.C., and an hour’s drive from the ski area on 10,778-foot Mount Baker.
"Western has a beautiful campus and is one of the top public undergraduate institutions on the west coast"