Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

Burnt blue dick waffle

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

by Femalechad January 27, 2021

wafflehouse

the greatest fucking breakfast place ever, open 24-7, breakfast all day, good shit

-I went to the Wafflehouse for breakfast.
-Why didn't you fucking call me, I would've woken up for the god damn Wafflehouse.

by been jammin August 26, 2005

blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons

by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010

Wafe

To place ones testicle or testicles inside the anus or vagina of his sexual partner. Similar terms include "bathing the dog" "the vagina fly trap". Variations include the "lego lock"; where one places one testicle in the rectum while simualtainiously placing the other free testicle in the vagina. Or the "bubble bath" where the both testicles are placed into the vagina or ass and queefed or farted on.

My wafe skills have suffered ever since the cancer has spread to my groin.

by slickyslackoff March 25, 2007

waffelz

Something thats entirely better than waffles. WAAY better. especially the way its spelled =o.

"who wants waffles?"
"I dont want waffles, I want waffelz!"
"....wut?"
"i want WAFFELZ, NAWT WAFFLES."
".......ok then..."

by pain_of_hero October 21, 2008

The waffle house has found its new host

A different way of saying "I am a fucking retard and I have no father."

Commenter 1: "The waffle house has found its new host"
Commenter 2: "Shut the fuck up you fucking retard."

by marioehehehe January 24, 2023