haley warring

she is the most amazing person and shes the best and soososooo funny if you have a friend named haley nicole warring and its me then shes the best.and uh shes the best.

tom:omg is that haley warring?shes coming over here!
me:ur mom
*tom dies laughing*"omg youre so funny haley"

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022

The warning

A really awesome rock band thats a trio of sisters. Some of their best songs are money, disciple, and choke.

Person 1: whats a good rock band? Person 2: the warning.

by The reee man May 26, 2022

Still waiting for Hone

A line used for the Force Thirteen shirt of the same line.

"Still waiting for Hone" shirts can be buyable at Spring.

by irieomgfunny/面白い August 14, 2022

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022

nuclear warming

An insane and fictional concept, rambled and introduced in preparation for an insanity defense.

“Nobody talks about nuclear... the problem... the biggest problem we have in the whole world... it’s not global warming, it’s nuclear warming,” Donald Trump said.

“And all it takes is one mad man and you’re going to have a problem, the likes of which the world has never seen.

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

Family Wurtinger

The Wurtingers are very smart. They have a lot of lawyers who will save ur ass when u coked too much.

Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.

Girl 1: "Look at that FAT dump truck. WHOS THAT?"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"

by Wurti April 22, 2023