Uppercut

a punch where a fighter comes up under the jaw to hit his opponent.

Dang, you see Mike, he uppercutted this guy and broke his jaw.

by Mallenc5 December 11, 2008

Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.

a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut

by jango fett October 18, 2009

Umperb

A superlative of the highest order and magnitute.
It has its root in the word Superb.

The word was first said by Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat on the N64. The character was supposed to cry "Superb!" in response to a particularly tasty uppercut, but due to a freak alginment of the planets and a mystical symbol drawn in the dust of the N64 console, he actually uttered the cry "UMPERB!".

Others theorise that the anomaly was created through poor rendering provided by the N64's sound chip, but no-one can be sure.

"That's a superb pie"
"It's better than superb - it's umperb!"

by Gallagsn January 13, 2008

Unpervious

When a pervert want's to get sexual but the person they are hitting on does not

Chad : Hey Kiersten you smell so good today maybe we should find a cozy spot rub naked together and share our body fluids with each other what do you say?
Kiersten : Sorry Chad I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Chad : Come on baby Chad can make you feel things you have never felt before!
Kiersten : Beat It Perve!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna suck my cock it's full of cum?
Chad : Sorry Steve I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Steve : Oh Chad I can make your asshole tingle like it never has before!
Chad : Beat It FAGGOT!

by SlopNChop August 17, 2017

Uppers

The term uppers is a street name for amphetamine-based psychostimulant drugs that produce increased wakefulness and focus, in association with decreased fatigue and appetite. Also referred to as speed, uppers are widely used recreationally as a performance enhancer for athletes and college students, and abused as a weight-loss supplement. In the United States, uppers are also consumed as a prescription to treat ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) and ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). Examples of these include the brand-named medications Adderall, Dexedrine, Dextrostat, Desoxyn, ProCentra, and Vyvanse, as well as Benzedrine in the past (due to high recreation use as early as the 1940's).

Other narcotic such as MDMA (ecstasy), methamphetamine (meth), and cocaine can also be colloquially referred to as uppers.

"Hey, could I buy uppers from you? I have a huge paper to write tonight."

by ILoveLamp12! September 30, 2012

Uppeth

I strange way of saying up.

Someone: Hi
You: Hi
Someone: What you Uppeth to?

by Pencil-Case December 8, 2009

UPPERDECKER

The upperdecker is a prank that you can pull on a friend or loved one, or more likely someone who deserves it. An upperdecker is defined as defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, allowing it to fester for as long as possible and sending a chilling brown residue into the bowl upon each flush.

At a party where they run out of beer one might like to leave an "upperdecker" to show their disapproval.

by Grant Herman August 31, 2004