Turkeyjerking

When one feels so utterly alone on Thanksgiving that they decide to masturbate using their tears while consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving delicacies and watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on the Hallmark channel.

“I heard Bill’s friends and family did not visit him on Thanksgiving like they were planning to... I’m sure he was off turkeyjerking his sorrows away”.

by Lasagna4one November 22, 2018

turkey party

Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.

“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”

by Hanserbøsse February 10, 2019

Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 3, 2019

Turkey Bowl

Shoving the Thanksgiving Turkey up your ass.

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.

by John Sandusci November 12, 2019

Turkey Ass

a phrase commonly used by small african american primary schoolers to describe a classmates non-suspecting bent over ass

girl : *bending down to go through her bag*

boy: “damn girl, you got a turkey ass!”

by how2killurdragun June 20, 2020

Turkey

When a guy sends a dick pic of his dick and balls between his butt cheeks

Nolan’s peepee wasn’t big enough for him to take a turkey

by Good shit January 30, 2021

turkeybaconbuster

A person sexy and cool and rich and good at everything that they do

Wow I love Turkeybaconbuster they are so sexy and cool and rich and good at everything they do

by Notturkeybaconbuster April 9, 2021