Toilet Graffiti

When you flush after taking a deuce, and you leave shit stains in the walls of the toilet. (EX: Shit Stains in the toilet)
My older brother came out of the bathroom after taking a deuce and when I went in there he left some "Toilet Graffiti" in the toilet.
by Deyshawn October 21, 2010
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Toilet Booth

Bathroom stall that is so narrow you can only enter and exit in the same direction since the walls and layout prevent turning around. The true mark of a toilet booth is placement of the toilet paper dispenser in such a manner as to prevent a proper forward arc for comfortable wiping. Much like its communications related cousin the phone booth, which generally are missing the phone books, most of these will lack toilet paper.

Trademarks of a worthy toilet booth also include: Graffiti; many times aimed at the expense of the store which provides said booth, or will include phone numbers, gang affiliation scribbles and of course the ubiquitous dirty poem and/or sexuality references; broken latch and/or a door with a sizable and very viewable gap between it and the wall (many of these face sinks so that hand washers can check you out inside while looking in the mirror), old holes where other latches have been forcibly removed, no coat hook, a wonderful, claustrophobic, straight-jacketed feeling from shoulders being pressed to the walls and the occasional oddity such as an empty condom wrapper or part of a newspaper.
by Sci Fi Wasabi May 12, 2010
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toilet games

Games applications on a phone that you play while using the restroom.
I downlaoded some awesome toilet games that kill a lot of time.
by imsosupercoolisntcrazy October 25, 2013
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toilet stamp

when taking a shit, you're on ther so long that, when you get up, the toilet rim leaves a big, oval-shaped red line around your ass.
And often leaving red ovals just above your knees from the weight of your elbows.
dude, last nite i was taking a shit for like a fuckin hour and wen i got up, i had such a massive toilet stamp

the toilet toilet stamped me.

you: i have to go to the bathroom
mom: ok, make sure not to get a toilet stamp
you: mooooom!!
by scootanigga December 28, 2005
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Toilet Mouth

'Tis when you urinate in your partner's mouth while recieving oral sex.
I was totally Toilet Mouthing this chick Devyn last night.
by Squidwardeeeward December 11, 2008
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toilet water

home-brewed alcohol made in prison. convicts brew the booze in the top tanks of their toilets. used as prison currency, along with cigarettes and bitches.
i traded big macky a carton of cigs for a gallon of toilet water.
by tdm_duh May 24, 2007
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The Toilet Bowl

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.
Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl
by cit October 29, 2006
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