you're the tits

A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.

See also: the tits

"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."

by SluttySally December 17, 2011

muscle tits

n. breasts characterized by their firm and taut appearance and feel. Usually on the smaller side, nice to grab, however, not very bouncy.

Dude...she was hot! I liked her tight little body and I even liked her cute little muscle tits!

by Barry Flomar January 22, 2004

leg tits

Two large pouches of flesh which, in the morbidly obese, hang over from the lower abdomen covering the thighs. The presence of leg tits causes the appearance of an extra set of lower breasts, which protrude from around the lap area. Makes to leg tit-ee walk with a saunter.

Whoa, look at the leg tits on that woman!

by hesher3557 August 13, 2006

The Tits

A description of somthing you show great liking to, or greatly apreciate...

Somewhat of a new way of saying ,"The Shit/ The Shiznit," but not as overrated and annoying as the two.

"Oh my god; That cat just got ran over by that semi-truck! That was the tits!"

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

Tissue Hurdles

Anything that gets in your way as you run around searching for a tissue before your nose explodes into a fountain of mucus.

Tissue Hurdles include, but are not limited to: bags, mounds of laundry, doors, pets, senior citizens, tables, chairs, and invisble force fields.

by zergbreak21 January 14, 2010

Titscount

The discount a woman receives because of her lovely tits.

'I had to pay full price, meanwhile Shelli always gets a $5 titscount.'

by PhatPat33 June 17, 2013

tissue burn

when you wipe too much and your nose gets red and inflamed

Jeff: "Yo, I'm going to the store, you need anything?"
Jackie: "Ya, get my some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."

by Tina278 August 26, 2015