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Tighe

A 5'2, 98 Pound Super Pimp. He is a genius and wildly attractive. A full sender and the only one able to party with Tuna Tom and Father Function themselves.
MAN, Tighe is a legend
by KING_OF_THE_FUNCTION December 1, 2021
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tightly-woven

When a combination of one or more people, animals, individuals, groups, items, blueprints, insects, etc... is/are in an especially uncomfortable situation which has (basically?) no way out.

The antonym of tightly-knit.
Had we obeyed Our Lady and allowed Saint Pope Pius X to consecrate Russia to Her Immaculate Heart, we wouldn't have gotten to know the product of a tightly-woven family - the leader who bombed a certain location in USA-zip-code 96818.

Had the supposed composer of the Minuet in G not married his cousin (who then proceeded to die at the ripe "old" age of 35), the star of the movie Ama Deus wouldn't have gotten himself into such a tightly-woven booze-fueled job-situation, resulting in his body getting thrown into a common grave at the same age.

Had the supposed composer of the Minuet in G not married his cousin (who then proceeded to die at the "ripe" old age of 35), the father of the composer of Moonlight Sonata, Pathetique Sonata, Fur Elise, his 9th Symphony Ode to Joy, and the inspiration for a disco instrumental named after drinking, which sold two million copies when released around 1976 as a single, while the album sold about 750,000 copies, probably wouldn't have fallen into a drinking problem, likely at the same age.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor January 1, 2022
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Tight-Knit community

this is a phrase used against a person of color when they are racially profiled in an area they are not welcomed
Who are you exactly? This is a tight-knit community and i never seen you around here before boy.
by Beachboykensc February 13, 2022
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Tighty Whities

(noun) A nickname given to white briefs underwear for boys and men. Tighty whities are very comfortable, especially when worn by active people. Although tighty whities are comfortable and popular with some people, they are viewed as a nerdy, childish, or dorky underwear choice. Since tighty whities are often the first underwear boys wear after diapers they can be seen as childish choice when worn by older males especially if they are in middle school or high school. Due to their shape a pair of baggy tighty whities bears a feint resemblance to diapers.

If wearing this underwear while changing for P.E one can expect teasing from classmates in a variety of ways: jokes being made about how they look like diapers, pantsings, and the dreaded wedgie.

As someone who has worn tighty whities their entire I have experienced a number of wedgies and have been pantsed countless times. I wore them everyday in high school and received a wedgie almost daily from the ‘cooler’ kids.

Although tighty whities have a bad reputation for being wedgie magnets they are by far the most comfortable underwear and should be worn by everyone.
I was changing for gym class and my classmates saw my white Hanes briefs. they all yelled ‘look at the nerd in tighty whities!! let’s get him’. I was quickly surrounded and received wedgies from everyone. after a bit of this they hung me by my tighty whities on a coat hook and took my clothes. I waited there until a janitor let me down because my tighty whities were too sturdy to rip.
by cardamom grapefruit February 17, 2022
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tight butthole moment

Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation
I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week
by Kumpel June 9, 2022
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Tighty Whities

Underwear so tight they literally squeeze the sperm out of a man's balls.
Guy: Do you wear tighty whities or boxers?

Me: I usually wear boxers. I only wear tighty whities when I wanna wear my underwear wet.
Guy: What do you mean?

Me: Well, every time I've ever put on tighty whities in my life, I just get hard immediately and they're so tight they just constantly squeeze my balls until I cum. On the bright side, i enjoy they feel when their nice and wet with my warm jizz.

Guy: Dude, I need to go jerk off.
by Ph0enixFucker69 August 14, 2022
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Tight eight

When you are less than 8 cums in and the body just isn’t doing it for you anymore. Back to the park I go. If I don’t get my tight eight I’m quite the grump.
You don’t want to run into me unless I’ve had my tight eight.
by Babababa420 January 14, 2023
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