tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.

Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.

by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016

tearson

Tearson is a very upfront person. She cares about people but she will not hesitate to tell it like it is. Shes a really chill and down to earth person. Perfect to have as a best friend until death do you guys part. She's amazing and hilarious. And very funny person to be around, just don't piss her off. Cause shit will get real.

Alex: Tearson gave me some great advice today
Alex to Alex: Be stubborn and dont listen
*something bad happens*
Tearson: i fucking told you😂

by Blondie_32009 December 21, 2016

Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube

Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm

by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017

Tearyll

Tearyll is the most amazing kind hearted warrior you will ever meet. They always speak their minds and fight for what they believe is right; they also give the best hugs when needed and know how to treat their lovers right.

They do, however, experience manipulation. Many people take advantage of their kindness, but a Tearyll always keeps a smile on their face and doesn't want to be a burden to anyone.

If you find one, keep them dear and never ever forget about them or abandon them. They are the sweetest thing ever to have obtained and will always stick by you no matter what.

"Damn, are they a Tearyll?"

"Yup and boy do they look smoking hot!"

by Thatweirdone17 February 11, 2018

Tearphones

A compilation of the words "tears" and "earphones"

When you cry whilst laying on your back and the tears leak into your ears

Man that fuckboy gave me tearphones for a solid week

by Depression420 May 7, 2018

tearin'

used to describe someone/something that's not as good as they used to be

Dude Mariah Carey's voice is tearin'. She sounded like a horse trying to hit those high notes.

by htsauno October 27, 2018

Tear Sheet

To have sexual intercourse.

Me and har did a tear sheet.
(We were having sex)

by keelf king May 3, 2019