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Things Fall Apart

An awful book:

1. that is supposed to oppose racism but fails.

2. is about yams. And angry black men. But mostly yams.

3. that makes African tribal men sound like mormons.
"Things fall apart, indeed. My soul fell apart when I was forced to read this book."

"Yeah, man, I feel you. Did you know their inability to grow yams is symbolic of the lack of plot lines to fuel the story?"
by NatiBee January 1, 2010
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Things

Gettysburgian Term: When a group of fraternity brothers smoke copious amounts of high quality marijuana and proceed to engage in activities which must include (but are not limited to) watching gross pornographic clips, walking up stairs with a chair attached to one's back, and to jumping down library steps. This may be followed by or be preceded by a night of alcoholic consumption and incriminating photographs.
1. -When we do Things everything becomes Poop Rhinos.

-Poop Rhinos?

2. Hey Dude Membro. Wanna do Things? Lets do Things.
by TheArabianKnight December 22, 2009
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Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner

When a meal consisting of turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing is prepared beforehand in an apartment. The female is then placed on the kitchen counter in the doggy style position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravy is poured on her.
I'm gonna take this slut back to my apartment and give her the Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner.
by Sunchase 69 May 10, 2008
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you think your hard

When someone's act gangster or thuggish when there really not.
Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"

Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"
by yaweirdoyou March 15, 2015
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I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"
by wykykr May 15, 2006
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thinkboi

when roasting someone for trying to be knowledgable about a broad and nuanced topic, but explaining to overly simplying on twitter. as if you were an expert.
that thinkboi solved the economy and predicted coronavirus
by pmpmpmpmpm June 15, 2020
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sweet things

A term used when a moment of happiness or glee occurs.

Is usually uttered from the tongue of the non-black North American's who want to sound black.
Doc. Z: "I'm handing your math exams back"

Jassey: "Oh poom, i know i failed!"

Doc. Z: "No Jassey, You pass with a 51%"

Jassey: "Sweet things! Now i don't have to go to high school anymore!"
by so-ill January 11, 2009
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