Crotchless Straitjacket

A sexy piece of alternative lingerie distinct in its restriction of the arms and lack of crotch coverage. Originating in China, this unique garment is both rare and valuable.

Zaang bought Barbara an eighth of boomers and a crotchless straitjacket for Christmas. They both ate the boomers, Zaang had a wonderful time using the crotchless straitjacket, and hopefully Barbara will not be pressing charges.

by rutard December 5, 2009

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fire starter

The act of making a penis hard by rubbing your hands up and down the sides of the penis shaft in the same motion you would use to create a fire with a couple of sticks.

Could also be called a firestarter

Julie attempted to give Jerry a boner by performing a fire starter

by Null February 9, 2004

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False Start

to have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend when one of the two wanted to stay abstinent until married (one can be abstinent because of religious reasons)

Person 1: "Why are you upset? Did something go wrong with Jenny?"

Person 2: "Yeah I committed a False Start when my parents wanted me to wait. I'm so screwed."

by Bag Em' and Swag Em' November 30, 2011

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Conversation Starters

People who could talk for hours, but not remember a single word that was spoken.

"We've been on the phone for 2 hours. "

"What were we talking about? "

"Nothing. Everything. I don't remember"

" well, thats why were conversation starters "

by CallMeTeee.. July 20, 2014

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Starter Grass

The premature start of unsightly facial hair on a woman's forehead, ears, sideburns or lip (top and bottom) area. Usually associated with women who are pregnant or just given birth.

Jasmine gave birth over three months and she still got that starter grass on her dome.

by 4Plai January 13, 2009

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