Straitjacket
Straitjacket by Hjkgfdcbh March 1, 2021
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straitjacket feelin'
when you are stuck between wanting and not wanting someone in a relationship... when you are ready to just throw your hands up but cant because they are binded together for the love that you have for the person.. you all in all just dont know what to do.. an utter state of confusion in love for a person your in a relationship with..
Whats the matter?
It's Tim. I don't know what to do sometimes.
What do you mean?
Have you ever had a straitjacket feelin'?
Yes OMG. you just need to talk it out, thats all.
It's Tim. I don't know what to do sometimes.
What do you mean?
Have you ever had a straitjacket feelin'?
Yes OMG. you just need to talk it out, thats all.
straitjacket feelin' by LilMissSickofLies July 13, 2009
Fit For A Straitjacket
Fit For A Straitjacket by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009
Mexican Straitjacket
The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.
Mexican Straitjacket by blacktie November 28, 2012
Crotchless Straitjacket
A sexy piece of alternative lingerie distinct in its restriction of the arms and lack of crotch coverage. Originating in China, this unique garment is both rare and valuable.
Zaang bought Barbara an eighth of boomers and a crotchless straitjacket for Christmas. They both ate the boomers, Zaang had a wonderful time using the crotchless straitjacket, and hopefully Barbara will not be pressing charges.
Crotchless Straitjacket by rutard December 5, 2009
Portland Straightjacket
During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
Portland Straightjacket by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011
stratejacket
stratejacket by Lamin Badibo September 12, 2007
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