spanglemonkey

the name of Captain Spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in Meigle

ARRRRR, it be's Captain Spanglemonkey

by bob October 9, 2003

spangletastic

The art of being spangled fantastically.

"We were all wasted but that guy was spangletastic!"
"How are you feeling...?
Spangletastic!"

by Jonny Mullen October 26, 2007

spanglebutt

this is a word to desbribe an ass. whether it be a friend who ya dont like or an actual rear end. spanglebutt is an ass which is ocassionally quite shiny or glamorous but it can be used as an insult. either way its up to you.

oooo your lookin quite shiny today. you spanglebutt

by mike blown January 20, 2008

spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

stankless

something that stinks so bad, it doesn't have a smell anymore.

"Dude, by now, I can guaruntee you my laundry has become stankless."

by iamtron April 12, 2009

Spangle-Eye

Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.

Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?

by Tallulah Lovegood February 3, 2009

Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009