screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

by jr December 11, 2004

Screwed

What we all are if Hillary gets into the White House {see: intern, liberal, cheat, loser, carpetbagger}

If Hillary gets into the White House we are all screwed.

by wordmaven October 16, 2005

screwdacious

bodacious enough to screw

Have you met that new guy, Corey? He is so fucking screwdacious!

by Passiflora33 October 2, 2007

Screwba

Term used for someone who screws up your evening plans. You spend all day planning and get all excited then a screwba tells you politely that they don't feel like it anymore.

Person A: "Yo I'm soooo excited for tonite. I can't wait to get plastered."
Person B: "Actually I'm tired, I'm just gonna go home."
Person A: "What? You were all excited 5 minutes ago."
Person B: "Sorry dude, not feeling it."
Person A:" You're such a freakin screwba!"

by JChanClaire November 18, 2009

screwflation

Screwflation, like its first cousin stagflation, is an expression of a period of slow and uneven economic growth, but, its potential inflationary consequences have an outsized impact on a specific group. The emergence of screwflation hurts just the group that you want to protect — namely, the middle class, a segment of the population that has already spent a decade experiencing an erosion in disposable income and a painful period (at least over the past several years) of lower stock and home prices. Importantly, quantitative easing is designed to lower real interest rates and, at the same time, raise inflation. A lower interest rate policy hurts the savings classes — both the middle class and the elderly. And inflation in the costs of food, energy and everything else consumed (without a concomitant increase in salaries) will screw the average American who doesn’t benefit from QE 2. -- Doug Kass

I am getting one percent interest on my savings. I am a victim of screwflation.

by NotoriousMF June 14, 2011

Screwed

When Emely takes a turn on scrabble

Zack can not take a turn, therefore he is screwed

by LemonBear July 28, 2014

cheap screw

Someone who is very cheap

Jerry is a cheap screw.

by Tickle my picky October 18, 2015