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Screenshot

- (noun, verb): Similar to the action of a male ejaculating upon his partner's face (facial) but specifies that the recipient is wearing glasses during the act.
- (noun): "Dude, my girlfriend looks so hot in her new glasses. She decided she wanted a "study break" from her exams and I totally gave her a screenshot all over her new frames!"

- (verb): "God, you look so good in your new glasses! I'd totally screenshot the shit out of you right now!"
by CaterpillarScott April 23, 2013
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screenwriter

-noun, plural 'screenwriters'
1. That guy who works as a receptionist and has been doing so for years. He keeps telling you about this killer idea he's working on, but you've never seen a single page.
2. Any idiot who failed English in high school or college.
3. A career track at an institution of higher learning like USC, UCLA, or CMU. Usually taught by a 'working professional' who sold one script about a hero dog who saves his owner. Ironically, the cost of tuition far exceeds what most people will make as a career screenwriter.
4. Anyone with an opinion about a movie who believes they could do better if given the chance.
5. Anyone with access to word processing software.
No one on the set tells the director or producer how to direct or produce. But everyone's a Goddamn writer. Everyone tells the screenwriter how to write.

Screenwriters need to realize that scripts are kinda like assholes: everyone's got at least one.
by siddNullus February 6, 2009
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screenscrape

A term used to define a computing process that no one knows anything about.
So does that remote viewer screenscrape or what?
by pussygalore March 3, 2003
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blue screen of death

The error screen that pops up on Windows 2000 and lower, whenever a fatal error occurs. Windows XP has a similar error screen, but it rarely pops up. That doesn't mean that Windows XP is a good OS though.
I was about to finish my homework when the god damned Blue Screen of Death popped up on the screen. From now on, I'm writing up my homework.
by CharlieMulligan September 1, 2008
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screenshit

To shit on the screen/monitor in suprise of a fail on your behalf.
Laurgasm: I love this snog
Whitey: snog?
Laurgasm: song* OMG
Laurgasm: /screenshit
by Wh1t3y June 29, 2009
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Screened out

When you have worked online for ages staring at the screen or spent the day surfing.
I have been working online all day long, my eyes kill...I am screened out
by Maximum Carter June 10, 2010
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Screenshot

incriminating evidence of one's stupidity.
Guy: I was born the same day as my birthday.
Other Guy: Now that's what I call a Screenshot.
by Salad_Dude September 16, 2018
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