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screener

Person who doesn't answer calls unless they recognize the number.
I am a screener.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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Screen-Shot

verb: Splooging all over the computer screen, i.e. while jerking off to porn, or whatever happens to turn you on.
I just screen-shotted all over pictures of Jessica Alba in an innocent bunny costume!

Good screen shot, man. You hit Tom Selleck right in the face!
by ButtDuchess April 22, 2010
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screee!

whats usually heard in a parking lot, coming from a very unhappy person slashing someone paint job on their car.
screee!
leroy: bitch what you doin to my car?!

Shanaynay: i told yo ass to stop fuckin around with shaniqua! now im gonna come cut yo ass!

Leroy: oh shit! bitch you betta not!

*leroy is cut*
by da hood' June 20, 2004
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spreewells

1. Latrell Spreewell's family

2. A type of rim that wanksters and wiggers keep going on and on about.
1. The Spreewell's went to the Staples Center to watch Latrell's Timberwolves lose to the Lakers.

2. The-rich-white-kid-who-wanted-to-live-in-the-ghetto-so-he-could-seem-black jacked off to the thought about getting spreewells on his "ghetto" Escalade to show the African American people at his school that he was a "nigga" too.
by White Sox Rule June 19, 2004
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Blue Screen of Death

n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.
At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).
by notposs May 16, 2006
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Blue Screen of Death

n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.
At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).
by notposs May 8, 2006
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screening

To read text on a computer screen, cellphone screen, Kindle screen or PDA screen or BlackBerry screen; replaces the term "reading" which now only refers to reading print text on paper
"I hate reading print newspapers now. I do all my screening online."
by PRwiz101 February 14, 2009
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