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Eating that ass with a spoon 

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Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.
Marshall: Damn she fine!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!
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spoon • Spooning • spooners • spoony • spoon licker • spoontang • spoonerism • spoonman • spoonie • spoonguard

sphincter spoon 

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A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.
"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"
sphincter spoon by Jim J January 27, 2006
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monkey spoon feet

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The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".
When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.
monkey spoon feet by Munnling November 27, 2006
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Gav Spoon 

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Often misread as gay spoon. A bad partner in the bedroom. often having a ridiculously small wiener.
Wow what a gav spoon he has the tiniest cock i've ever seen!
Gav Spoon by his lover mutha fucker! December 13, 2010
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have a spoon 

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a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass
Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!
have a spoon by Hodgit August 6, 2004
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shanked with a spoon

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it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
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