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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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Sped

Are you sped? How do you get a C on the test?
by Xdonx17 August 28, 2017
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sledping

She is sledping ( Donagh’s mom )
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Spedboss

An individual who is born with all of their chromosomes and then later in life loses a chromosome. This individual may have crooked body parts due to this. This person is a complete retard and is an idiot 24/7. They can't help but be a magikarp. Fawkn dum ai tell u.
Ben says he is in the side flip gang, but didn't go through initiation, he is such a spedboss.
by Yunglordxx October 18, 2017
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spedd

Sped
1. One who attends special education classes.

2. The special education program.

3. An insult used when someone does something stupid.
1. "He is a spedd."

2.a "She is in spedd ed."

2.b "She is in spedd."

3. "Darren you are such a spedd."
4. "you are out of the band"
by p.rodd November 2, 2017
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Sped

A Student in only the dankest special education classes.
He's a Fuckin' Sped.
by HI Chriss it liam u r a jeff November 18, 2017
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seled

HEctor said SELED
I just ate a SELED
by Tabatha MEdiannnnnnn April 20, 2018
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