I want sperm 

I want you to be happy

Teacher: I want sperm
Kid: :)

I want sperm by igffhdsj January 28, 2020

Rotten Chili Sperm 

Perfect Insult for disgusting men.

Person 1: "That George deserved going to jail, he was always just rotten chili sperm."
Person 2: "Good Riddance"

Rotten Chili Sperm by Nenemouse. May 25, 2021

wasted a sperm cell 

wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days

example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell

wasted a sperm cell by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021

Wasted Sperm 

a completely useless good-for-nothing person

YOU WASTED SPERM!!!

Wasted Sperm by orangecow91 March 6, 2009

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

shrek sperm by jonnn2 January 6, 2008

LUCKY SPERM 

An epithet hurled by class warriors at people born to wealth and privilege.Of course they wish they had chosen their parents more wisely.

ACTRESS/WAITRESS 1:"I have Paris Hilton's table.LUCKY SPERM bitch!The whole fuckin'table of 'em.She better fuckin' tip BIG."

ACTRESS/WAITRESS 2:"My...what beautiful green eyes you have."

LUCKY SPERM by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005

Personal Sperm Bank 

Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.

"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"

Personal Sperm Bank by CrazyJay November 22, 2009