wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days
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when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man
by jonnn2 January 6, 2008
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ACTRESS/WAITRESS 1:"I have Paris Hilton's table.LUCKY SPERM bitch!The whole fuckin'table of 'em.She better fuckin' tip BIG."
ACTRESS/WAITRESS 2:"My...what beautiful green eyes you have."
ACTRESS/WAITRESS 2:"My...what beautiful green eyes you have."
by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005
Get the LUCKY SPERM mug.Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.
"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
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by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005
Get the walking waste of sperm mug.The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.
Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.
Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.
Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.
Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
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