speaktard 

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded

charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."

speaktard by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

fauxtivational speaker 

1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.

Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.

Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.

Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.

fauxtivational speaker by Ryan2her December 5, 2013

redneck speaker phone 

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.

i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.

redneck speaker phone by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018

sneaking jesus 

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.

''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''

sneaking jesus by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010

Sneakboat

One who secretly tells the bus driver to drop him off first from school for a selfish reason

Michael was called a sneakboat for telling the bus drive secretly that he would miss his doctors appointment if he was not dropped off first.

Sneakboat by verygasy89 September 7, 2010

Sneak Account 

When someone creates a second Facebook account to help themselves out on games.

Aww man, I'm out of permits on CityVille. I guess I need to log on to my sneak account and send myself some!

Sneak Account by RubySlippersStopTraffic April 13, 2011

Sneaker Licker 

A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.

Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.

Sneaker Licker by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020