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Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water
OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?
by Sal July 20, 2004
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Shifty

1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.
1. Look at that Shifty character overthere
2. Shifty? Oh, I know who you mean
3. Shut up Shifty
by Shifty July 1, 2004
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smif

Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.
"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"

or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
by Fix facebook chat October 19, 2010
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sifter

verb.
1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.

2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.
1)Hey, that guy just sifted into the queue. That's not fair, we've been waiting far longer than that sifter.

2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.
by PlumTea May 29, 2004
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siftard

A person who uses internet or leetspeak in offline conversation. Generally derogatory. Comes from sif and tard.
"You said lol? What a siftard!"
by TheJackMan February 1, 2005
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kidney shifter

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"
by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006
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Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
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