noun -
a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.
The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.
Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.
The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.
Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
verb -
the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.
rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.
Full term -
driving Michigan
the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.
rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.
Full term -
driving Michigan
On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...
Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."
A late night Fall text conversation...
Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"
Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."
A late night Fall text conversation...
Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013