slippery little fucker

something or someone soo slimy they just fly out of your hands

omg did u see that kiwi fly across the salad bar that was one slippery little fucker

by team produce September 11, 2010

Tangy slipper

When a man ejaculates on a womans feet and then eats it off.

Alternate definition(threesome): A man is having sex with a woman, ejaculates on her feet. Third partner licks/eats it off.

Bob is fucking Shirley's brains out. Bob realizes he's getting ready to cum and decides to do a Tangy Slipper. He pulls out and shoots all over her feet and toes. Bob then gets down and licks her feet clean.

Alternate definition(threesome):
Bob is fucking Shirley's brains out. Bob realizes he's getting ready to cum and tells Cindy he's going to give her a Tangy Slipper. He pulls out and shoots all over Shirley's feet and toes. Cindy then gets down and licks Shirley's feet clean.

by MrKirsch July 22, 2009

Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.

I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.

by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011

catch you slippin

To catch someone by surprise or off guard

If you dont give me the money you owe me im going to catch you slippin.

by Active 10 October 9, 2017

sloppy gonzo

When a women(could be man) sits and a man stand behind her with his dick over her head and lays it on her face. His balls are to be located where her eyes are and his Dick gos over her nose. Now she looks like GONZO from the Muppets.
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)

Pele stood behind Diego while he was sitting and put his dick over her head giving her a "Sloppy Gonzo".

example shows gay version. ewwwwwww

by MR. DONG April 30, 2006

sloppy johnson

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

by Guy Ball October 4, 2006