national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

by dumb dumb October 26, 2019

chicken slap

In a doggy style position the woman reaches between her legs and slaps the shit out of the mans penis and nut sack, often causing either stimulation or great pain depending on the power between the slaps.

"That bitch chicken slapped my cock so hard I have to wear an icepack."

by Levi August 25, 2003

slapded

Past tense of slap for mostly illiterate and un-articulate people.

Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.

by TheNoodler November 21, 2007

Slamsqueel

A slamsqueel is the most prime and final stage of a del val slut. At this point in time is when these slams start taking there slam status seriously, banging and slamming everything in sight. Also with a great cock sucking ability that will blow your mind/load.

That slamsqueel can sure suck a cock.

by Nas aka neezy January 21, 2009

Slap a clam with a cucumber

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017

slore slap

The go-to slap for slapping the slores.

Much like a bitch slap, but adding the other hand. Arms should be crossed and headed toward the face at the same time.

"I had to slore slap that beeze, she wasn't giving me my money"

by trace-dawg January 27, 2010

Omega slap

it is the slap of all slaps, it is preformed when the slaper lift hand to the sun to charge it with power then with all the strength they can muster it decends from the heveans the the face of the slapee thus delivering the most powerful slap known to man, the omega slap.

OMEGA SLAP!(as the only way you know it coming is due to the battle cry that the slaper must yell)

by ThunderPunk November 8, 2009