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just put the shrimp on the barbie 

derived from the gen z line "just put the fries in the bag", this is the Australian version of it.
Crikey cunt! you really got nothing throughout the entire arvo... just put the shrimp on the barbie and let the roos hop to us mate.

Cooking tha shrimp

Person 1: what’s he doing?
Person 2: I think he’s cooking tha shrimp

Shrimp cooker: yeah I’m jacking my shit.

scrimpton 

Give me a word that hasn't been made up. If I invent something now to put in shampoo what can I call it?
Ricky: Scrimpton
scrimpton by Concher February 16, 2017
Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.
We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.
shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

shrimphead 

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
shrimphead by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

shrimpwreck 

1) Having mastery level skills in basketball causing all opposing players to be confused on the opposite end of the court.

2) A large scale underwater collision usually containing several species of sea creatures (clams, oysters, mussels, and predominately shrimp).
Diver 1: "Oh my God!"

Diver 2: " Hey bro, what do you have down there?"

Diver 1: " Dude... it's a God-damn shrimpwreck"