Shiping

The act of taking a shit and not wiping after the fact the cause may be pure laziness or the person may just be a sick fuck.

Dude did you just smell that man that walked by I bet he is shiping what a sick son of a bitch.

by Don’t wipe June 16, 2022

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Sloping forehead

One who is of low intelligence, ignorant, agro and behaves like a caveman.

What a sloping forehead, he probably goes swimming with all his clothes on.

by ZEPOL 774 July 14, 2022

Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.

Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

Shoving Mud

Putting your penis in another man and/or woman’s anal cavity for sexual pleasure. Synonymous for fudge packing.

Jack was out all night shoving mud.

by Estimatingass August 6, 2024

Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

Shomping

1 Frivolous purchases, without need or use for
the items.

2 Going to stores with the sole intentions of looking for things to spend money on.

“Let’s go shomping, darling! I’m feeling like spending obnoxious amounts of money on things we don’t need, and will likely never use!”

“Well, there isn’t necessarily anything I need, but I’m sure if I go to the store, I can find something to buy!“

by Johnny Evangelista December 3, 2023