yard sheppard

A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep

The yard sheppard was bullying me today.

by Deacon demolisher May 6, 2015

Disney ship

To ship characters romantically, but only in ways that would be appropriate for a Disney movie. Usually used for underage characters you think would be cute together, but you don't want them to be sexual.

Person 1: "I ship those characters, but I don't want them to have sex. They're way too young."
Person 2: "Same. I just Disney ship them."

by toogayforthis April 23, 2017

Spacey ship

When you get drunk and accidentally land on a 14 year old

I hope I don't do a Spacey ship at the party tonight.

by Kinky dwarf October 31, 2017

Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.

My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Troll-Ship

Two or more friends that troll together.

This troll-ship of ours is delightfully diabolical.

by Big Dog KeKe October 20, 2019

abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.

“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”

by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020

The Shepps Revert

When you’re skiing down a breezy blue run and want to practice that switch stance, so you plant a pole and swing ‘er round

I wanted to see who had been left behind, so I deployed the Shepps Revert to get a good look at the boys up on the hill

by wantontom March 2, 2021