TheBigWaldorfSaysSo's definitions
Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020
Get the abandon shipmug.