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Sifting Through The Trash 

A website which combs through each piece of rancid trash on the internet in hopes of finding some treasure and then authors a well-researched article about it. Also known as dumpster-diving. The site tagline is "Doing the Dirty Work So You Don't Have To..."
When She Wants Revenge broke up: I went to all of the usual websites but the only one that had an actual story about it was Sifting Through The Trash

Shitting me down 

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.
Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now
Shitting me down by sidenote72 January 14, 2015

Shitting on my tits 

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.
Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
Shitting on my tits by _Jacques March 28, 2016

Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!
Swifting™ by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

Shitting on my plan 

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.
Dad stop shitting on my plans !

shitting facility 

A facility in which you shit. It can also be used as a derogatory term towards someone who you believe to represent or resemble a bathroom exclusively for shit.
"STOP BEING SUCH A SHITTING FACILITY!"
"SOMEONE GOT DROPPED OFF AT A SHITTING FACILITY!"