a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship
person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019
Get the secret open relationshipmug. Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.
by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016
Get the grandma's dark secretmug. 
A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ?
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019
Get the Secret bell agentmug. Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010
Get the Secret Swamp Thingmug. by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022
Get the Secret Curry recipemug. While a girl is blowing you, a live fish must be inserted up to it’s tail in her vagina and she continues to blow you while the fish’s tail slaps around between her legs.
“Ariel may want to be where the people are, but Prince Eric’s Secret reveals that he wants to be where her people are.”
by anonymous June 25, 2023
Get the Prince Eric’s Secretmug.