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screen-scroller

An article or blog, read on the computer, that is so fast moving, interesting or captivating that the reader is anticipating the what the next screen, by scrolling down, will hold. Similar to a 'page-turner' that a good novel is referred to.
"Justin's new blog on his movie review website was phenomenal, a real screen-scroller. I couldn't take my eyes off of the monitor."

"Did you see the latest rant on Justin's blog? It was a real screen-scroller because I couldn't wait to read what he was going to attack next."
by Coot77 October 25, 2011
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got scrolled

being ignored in a group setting, specifically after you've made a suggestion, and the group simply makes no comment nor acknowledges your contribution; as if the person was simply "scrolling past" your suggestion
I got scrolled in our meeting when I suggested a change to the paragraph on the screen, even though I thought it was a valuable contribution.
by Facility Engineer May 25, 2012
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hairpin scrollbar

A hairpin scrollbar is an object used to scroll down a webpage that is impractically too small due to the large amount of content, often unnecessary, on said webpage.
Man, I hate these top ten articles that take me to pages with a hairpin scrollbar. I ain't readin' all this mess, I need bullet points.
by jona777than September 8, 2013
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speed scrolling

When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.
I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.

You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
by Laranna:) September 12, 2013
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A scroller

When someone sends you a text so long that you have to scroll down to read it
Blake: dude she just sent me a scroller about how much she loves me. And I'm like, bitch I thought we were friends!

Jake: sounds like you need to pull the plug
by Swankysteve October 15, 2013
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Zombie Scroller

When you cannot stop reading something on the internet late at night for long periods of time.
Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.
by Snell0007 January 26, 2016
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Post scrollaxing

Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?

Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!

Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
by kiosk fart October 15, 2016
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