blue screen of death

The error screen that pops up on Windows 2000 and lower, whenever a fatal error occurs. Windows XP has a similar error screen, but it rarely pops up. That doesn't mean that Windows XP is a good OS though.

I was about to finish my homework when the god damned Blue Screen of Death popped up on the screen. From now on, I'm writing up my homework.

by CharlieMulligan September 1, 2008

screenshit

To shit on the screen/monitor in suprise of a fail on your behalf.

Laurgasm: I love this snog
Whitey: snog?
Laurgasm: song* OMG
Laurgasm: /screenshit

by Wh1t3y June 29, 2009

Screened out

When you have worked online for ages staring at the screen or spent the day surfing.

I have been working online all day long, my eyes kill...I am screened out

by Maximum Carter June 10, 2010

Screenshot

incriminating evidence of one's stupidity.

Guy: I was born the same day as my birthday.
Other Guy: Now that's what I call a Screenshot.

by Salad_Dude September 16, 2018

screen licker

A window licker who works with computers. See also windows licker for Windows specific screen licking.

Oi Kev you spag, stop being a screen licker and licking the screen!

by James Law January 4, 2008

main screen turn on

taken from the english version of zero wing. go to google and search for all your base. funny.

Main screen turn on. Good evening gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

by Aries October 29, 2003

Black Screen of WTF?!

Few ever lose their fight with the Blue Screen of Death so spectacularly that they move on to the next realm of PC Fuck Updome. After fighting with the BSOD, if you are lucky enough to pass through the BSOD purgatory, you too may find yourself staring at a black screen saying "What the fuck?!"even after pressing the On/restart button to your computer.

You've just killed your computer, congratulations!

Billy Bob - after failing to understand his BSOD problem and refusing to follow the technical information stop - decided to just keep restarting his machine when the BSOD appeared. Certain BSOD aren't really BSOD's they're more, Blue Screens of This Computer Sucks - but only in some scrote licking hardware/software conflict kinda way. Billy Bob, not giving a shit about the foregoing continued to restart his computer, integrating the phenomena of the blue screen into his routine. Until one day the restart Billy Bob was used to, instead produced a black screen with no response whatsoever from the machine. Left completely dumb-founded, all Billy Bob could do was stare at the Black Screen of WTF?! and say...

by Monster Truck Smash August 31, 2011