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Finger Sandwich

The act of two males grinding on a female, while the male on the frontside fingers the female. The behind male may do the same, creating a sandwich.
The two guys were sandwiching the girl on the dance floor, both fingering her, creating a finger sandwich.
by 825 Woodland October 20, 2011
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Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man
by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005
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Eat a sandwich

To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.

To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed
Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.

Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich

Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now

Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)
by Fangg August 7, 2009
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turd sandwich

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.
Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
by Kenny bo August 27, 2006
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Princess Sandwich

The result of convincing two naive, spoilt rich girls to sleep with you at any one time. This is most easily achieved by falsely promising enhanced social notoriety or claiming "This is how all of your cosmopolitan role models like Paris Hilton and Jodie Marsh gain higher status"

Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.
Dave: "Dude, I convinced these two wealthy dumb bitches into having a threesome last night!"

Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"

Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"

Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"
by Captain Spongetrousers August 15, 2011
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generation sandwich

Generation sandwich: a generation sandwich is sexual intercourse/contact with your son/daughter and mother/father. Typically the older generation is on the bottom and the youngest on the top leaving you in the middle dealing with both. You, the middle or the “meat” of the sandwich are typically female and the outer bread male. If the outer bread is female then strap ons are needed. If you’re the “meat” then your asshole is fucked. When the bread of the sandwich “finishes” it’s considered “spreading the mayo” ironically it’s a condiment but there’s no condom. If the bread is black then it’s dark rye and if you the “meat” is black it’s considered a roast beef sandwich.
Ex. “Hey bro what have you been up to?”

“Oh shit I was the bread of the generation sandwich”

“Nice man, did u “spread the mayo?””

“Oh of course, so did my grandpa, we drowned her in mayo!”

“Brooo that’s hot, what kind of “meat” was she?”

“Bologna”
by Peeonmedarling October 13, 2017
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Alabaman Sandwich

Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.
Girl: Hi Uncle
Uncle: Give me your asshole
Dad: Give me that pussy bitch
*Do the Alabaman Sandwich*
by Elmon11 November 14, 2018
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