Samuel Smisek 

An extremely goofy and hot guy.

Samuel smisek just kakad me

Samuel Smisek by 'gtr evgtvbguig May 3, 2023

Samuel Smisek 

a goofy and hot guy

Samuel Smisek is kaka

Samuel Smisek by 'gtr evgtvbguig May 3, 2023

Samuel Park 

Samuel park is a person that goes to my school and is a goofy ahh man bro.

He exist's.

Hey, look! Its Samuel Park! I heard his girlfriend doesn't exist.

Samuel Park by Oversans June 5, 2023

Samuel Simpleton 

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.

She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”

Samuel Simpleton by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023

Samuel bidois 

an hori indigenous maori that lives down the done

Samuel bidois is a known sexual predator from the area. He enjoys sniffing bike seats and picking hutches off the ground. Samuel also has kurus.

Samuel bidois by Czzz up killa July 2, 2023

Samuel Gregory Jones 

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

Samuel Gregory Jones by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

Samuel Wolk 

Preaching Color Theory Every Ten Seconds

Samuel Wolk please stop explaining the 700 meanings of the number 4 we need to get to 5

Samuel Wolk by ShinjiCrankingThatSouljaBoy November 9, 2023