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Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.
Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben
by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025
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SaddleDrunk

meaning: Intoxicated with the Freedom of Cycling
Let's be SaddleDrunk, Intoxicated with the freedom of cycling
by SaddleDrunk May 13, 2025
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Saddle Bagging

When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.
I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.
by Underpants man June 12, 2025
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sadeszn

the most UNKNOWN da hood eboy known to mankind.
“you’re so sadeszn (unknown and poor) it’s not even funny..” the word means unknown and poor
by lastwordfct June 25, 2025
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Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.
Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.
by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025
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saddleite

Da "watcher from da sky" employment-position dat Pegasus moonlights as whenever he's not serving his Greek associates down on Earth itself.
Pegasus must be a good saddleite --- i.e., observer from high above --- 'cuz they've even named a constellation after him.
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
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Saddo

An overweight female who is not happy unless she is making other people sad, miserable or causing general chaos in a Government job.
The Saddo is attempting undermine the project by spreading gossip between same team members.
by noiamnotkiddingidontlikeyou August 25, 2025
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