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Reading the Bible

refers to Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by priest and religious figures
The priest told me that tonight he is going to be Reading the Bible
by Greenmanisgod43 July 19, 2010
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Street-Ready

A pre-packaged unit of street drugs such as coke, heroin, and crack, and sometimes weed. Yupp even weed.

Street ready: the drug is already cut and vialed up or bagged up already. Thats pretty much what it means.

Streetready: the drug is ready to be served to the fiends, junkies, and crack whores on the corners by drug dealers.

A Street-Ready unit is very ideal, so when it comes time to re-up they ask for a street-ready unit, and get back to serving the crackheads immediatly after they cop it because its already cut/diluted and in vials/gelcaps/capsules or in plastic sandwich bags/ small plastic bags or bottled in the capsules already, or in pill capsules/caps or sometimes in glassine bags.

Cutting the product is also called 'Milling' with cutting agents, so the drug is not so pure and more profit for you.

You cant get a kilo of pure coke and just start selling it: You have to cut it so people dont overdose and for more profit, then you weigh it out into individual units. Then you bag it up or vial it up for easy access and concealment. Then it's street-ready!!

Marijuana/Weed is already in a sense Street-Ready becuase there is NO cutting/milling involved (unless the dealer wants to rip you off and make more money he'll cut it with parsley OR if he is selling designer weed cut with heroin or coke etc.) But it does still need to be weighed out and bagged up, which means weed is not entirely Street-Ready, but the proccess for making it street-ready is alot easier than that for coke heroin and crack.

In short, Street-Ready means: Ready to be sold as is on the street or wherever you sellin at, at a retail price. You buy a Street-Ready Unit wholesale, and then sell the individual units retail.
Young Jeezy: " Buy 'em whole and sell 'em retail"

Young Jeezy on Imma Do Me: " Buy them wholesale, and sell them retail, I'm talkin seafood, yeah that fishscale."

Example: A supplier has one ounce of weed, now if it's street-ready than it has already been weighed out and bagged up into sandwich bags or whatever. One ounce of weed is 28 grams, and 1 gram is $10.00, so that would be 28 individual bags sold at 10 bucks a pop, 28(grams)x10(dollars per gram)= $280.00. So 280 dollars and you can get street-ready ounces for like $150.00. so 280-150= 130. So now you have just made $130.00 dollars profit. You can Thank me later.
Weed Dealer: Yo man i need sumtin Street-Ready.
Supplier: I gotta g-pack of Heroin.
Weed Dealer: I'm talkin bout Weed nigga!
Supplier: I got an Ounce/Oz of some fire, already bagged up into grams and 8ths in glassine bags.
Weed Dealer: How many ounces of weed you got right now that's Street-Ready?
Supplier: I just got one ounce man thats street-ready, you want it or not niggah.
Weed Dealer: Yeah man I'll take it, I want the whole Ounce, be here in like 30 mins.
Supplier: Alright nigga (click)
Weed Dealer: (Click)
by 8-Balllaz May 21, 2008
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Reading Central Catholic

Originally the home of William Luden (as in Luden's Cough Drops) which sits at the base of Mt. Penn. A "newer" part of the building was built in 1941, which included the gym and about 15 more classrooms. The Cardinals have long been the schools mascot. Because of the school's history, many students and staff have reported seeing ghosts roam the hallways because it is said that the wife and son both died in the mansion of un-natural causes. Almost every student takes pride in going to Central. The school is known for its great sports and school spirit. After the 2010-11 school year, Central's Rival, Holy Name will merge with Central at the location of Holy Name and will be called Berks Catholic High School.
by arronk April 12, 2011
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Runway ready

A person dressed head-to-toe in one designer's total look with extreme make-up and hair design, as seen in a fashion show. A term related to label whore and fashion victim.
Oh my god, Jess looks so runway ready..
by Etl June 14, 2006
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get ready to vomit

An expression in the class of throatcore used by a man during oral sex of a violent nature where the woman's head is no longer in motion, but is stationed by the man's hands as he gives sharp, deep pelvic thrusts into her mouth and throat regardless of whether or not she is able to adapt her throat to the depth of the thrusts and regardless of whether or not she is enjoying it. In a less aggressive scenario of this nature a woman might gag, but during fellatio of this caliber of violence she is apt to regurgitate entirely. Hence the man, upon sensing that moment, might commonly utter the expression "get ready to vomit."
"Yeah, bitch, get ready to vomit!"
by Joe from Brooklyn March 8, 2008
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Reading pa

Reading is a city where many people think it is one the worst places to live but really it is not because many people never bother to visit it is know as baseball town or the old name Pretzel city.

The population contains:
Many Hispanics/Latina people it has a very amazing culture and if you bust you’ll see it for yourself

One of the tourist attractions are the pagoda it is a sight were you can the the beautiful city at night is the most amazing sight you’ll ever see so come down a explore reading a little and do look at places were people never even bothered to to come because of those claims

And I am proud to say that I love living here in reading pa
Reading pa has many people so come on by the north and south side of reading pa
by Heyboo❤️ July 3, 2018
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hard to read

'Someone who is very confusing, not sure of what they feel or want anymore.' 'This person can change there mind about something or someone within a short amount of time.'
Janel is very hard to read when she is on her period.
by gingersnaps November 11, 2007
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