Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.

Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!

by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022

relish

when a woman is very angry at a man to where she slices and dices his penis. similar to when a pickle is chopped up and turned into relish

ya boy cheated on his girl and she turned his dick into relish

by Da XCellent July 10, 2004

relish

female lubricant, used during sexual intercourse

friend #1 that was some hot relish man...and pretty damn tasty, too!

friend #2 soo...u had a good time with her, then?

by canadian foreigner February 18, 2009

Reality Lol

When something, usually while Instant Messaging, makes you laugh out loud, but not in the shallow, generic, abyss-filling, inane sense that "Laugh Out Loud" is used for nowdays; actual, real life laughter.

Not a lol or a rofl or a lmao.

An actual laugh.

You remember, real emotion?

Generic #1- Yeah lol like lol so I was like, lol, right?
Generic #2- OMFG yeah lol
Generic #1- lol
Generic #2- lol
Generic #1- lol

***AS OPPOSED TO***

Human- *reality lol* that was really, really genuinely funny.

by CharlieGiggles October 25, 2009

Reality check

When you snort coke while on ecstasy. Try it and you'll know what I mean.

Me and Brett left to go do some reality checks in the car during the concert

by lhsgirll February 2, 2017

Reality TV

A world bin in wich people come to be recycled!What for?to make money!

for example:"nice people"

by niko November 12, 2003

gentlemen's relish

Something pleasing your substantial

After Al received oral sex from Xena, he exclaimed, "Isn't that just the gentlemen's relish!"

by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007