on read

Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.

"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"

by BadgerHouse4 June 16, 2017

Read

To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles

Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course

by BringmeBacktoLOVE October 25, 2009

Readies

To find something, someone, or a situation highly favorable, likeable or positive.

1. Damn, Brooklyn Decker looks so damn readies!

2. When I get my $100k bonus later this year, I'll be readies as a beast!

3. That Bentley coupe over there is READIES!

by JOE BELL0 April 24, 2011

Late Night Reading (LNR)

Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.

"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."

by Carmel12345 December 26, 2011

Devon Read

The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Charming, smart, and absolutely hilarious, but also tough enough to break someones nose. Very good at judo and breaks alot of bones.

Oh she is so lucky to be going out with him... hes so much like Devon Read.

by Katykat<3 December 21, 2008

read and write

cockney for a "fight"

i would have gotten here sooner, but i got caught up in a read and write.

by marcus price December 1, 2004

Reading

Code word used to describe the act of sexual intercourse (doing the nasty).

Girl you are off 'da hook! Why don't you and I enjoy some reading time?

by Oh-Nobody July 19, 2009