Detached Retinas

Going 0-327mph in less than 5-seconds, but making the mistake of deploying both of your parachutes while still under acceleration. (Resulting injury; middle english origin).

Gunner had at least 17 beers tonight and he is leaving Picardy Third’s the bar and going straight to work third shift implied. He is definitely coming home tomorrow with detached retinas.

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

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video ruiner

noun- a person who commits a thumbs-up photo bomb; typically the photo-bomb is overshadowed by a later and more funny event, such as a runaway horse that disappears into the forest, rider's fate unknown but with a 99.99% chance said person is OK. Pronounced /ˈvidēō/ /ˈro͞oinər/

I'm filming a garden party, so please get out of the way video ruiner. You are a video ruiner. Stop being a video ruiner. I wish you could be a better video ruiner.

by Video Ruiner July 20, 2019

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Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019

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Sleepover ruiner

Edel is a sleepover ruins she makes the fun into boring stuff (so sad )

Edel is a sleepover ruiner

by Tea tar August 5, 2019

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Chingle rating

A way of describing how well you are doing at a particular activity or game. (Having big chingles is equivalent to a low chingle rating and visa versa)

My chingle rating is really low today in this game.

My chingles are giant right now.

by Itsboren September 19, 2020

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