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queef puddle

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants
Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.
by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014
mugGet the queef puddlemug.

Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
mugGet the Jesus queefmug.

placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).
Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.
by PQbitch January 23, 2020
mugGet the placenta queefmug.

Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like
Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!
by Nigger poop June 19, 2019
mugGet the Newspaper queefmug.

Queef Pounce

When you sixty nine someone, then they Queef in your face.
Thanks Linda for that Queef Pounce yesterday!
by Vakotus September 6, 2016
mugGet the Queef Pouncemug.

queef releaser

someone who releases a lot of queef on a daily basis
person 1: xenro is such a queef releaser!
person 2: ikr!
by queefinator3 November 1, 2022
mugGet the queef releasermug.

turbo queef

An acoustic duo from Ontario, Canada.
Formerly known as '10 Second Turbo Queef'
Turbo Queef played an awesome show last night, I can't wait to see them again.
by Kays04 October 7, 2010
mugGet the turbo queefmug.

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