noob potty

in halo reach, the teleporters that take you to a location on the map that expirienced players will be watching and waiting for a noob to teleport to, ending in a quick easy kill or bieng dumped on, hence the name noob potty

They are spawning at blue base, so they will most likely use the noob potty.

by birminham November 9, 2012

Payday Pothole

This phenomenon happens when you spend your whole paycheck in one day on either nothing that you can think of, gas, possibly bills or owe a friend, and have $5.00 or less to go the next week with till payday.

CarL: "hey man, lets go out and get a pizza tonight, I'm tired of eating toast"

HaL: " dude... I cant do anything this week, I just hit a damn Payday Pothole, I only have $4.00 for the week"

by PETE359 January 11, 2014

cosmic pothole

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.

just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish

by Otis b. green June 4, 2015

Porta-Pottyama

trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell

Pranayama is breath control

The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.

My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2017

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

Mexican pothole

To break someones neck through deep thought and the cum in it

Mexican guy: `filled in a mexican pothole last night`

by Man.Flesh. June 2, 2020

porta potty water

The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.

That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.

by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021