express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

piss wench

A Female pirate who drinks alcohol day and night and thus pisses her self and refuses to acknowledge that she pissed her self , smells of piss and refuses to change her cloths

That piss wench is drunk again and pissing all over the deck

by Bullwinkle O'Reilly April 4, 2019

piss fag

A gay man who enjoys drinking urine often in a sexual manner.

Hey dude, let's go down to the park and let that piss fag have a drink?

by Seaniee May 13, 2008

piss poor

something that is really bad

my computer is really slow I would go as far to say its piss poor

by twitterfan123456789 August 3, 2012

piss flippers

Large external labia

See that chick,I bet she has huge piss flippers

by Brian M McGrath April 12, 2007

Piss and Beans

Adjective:
Very insignificant.
Something that doesn't do a whole lot, and really sucks.

"That sword does piss and beans for damage"
"My army is just piss and beans"
"I'll win easily, you're just piss and beans compared to me"
"Well...that did piss and beans"

by Patty Pat Pat January 9, 2009