porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.

After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.

by colintaylorful October 25, 2017

perce-neige

Perce-Neige's a smart girl who's pretty cool and love riding all types of things. Perce (which is her nickname) is a smart girl technically but physically, she's the dumbest person ever. She's cool. She has to die from cancer. But she's pretty though.

Suck it up Perce-Neige!

by perce55 October 21, 2017

Percoleptic

when someone is on Percocet and unable to control sleep states and says things like "far out"

21 Year old: "That's far out"
Other person: "Silence. You are percoleptic."

by prig73 December 8, 2017

Percolating

The act of urinating into someone’s anus.

So called due to the sound made & the colour of the fluid produced

Her ass is messy due to a night of percolating

by Jane’s delight August 21, 2018

Percentium

The area between your taint and butthole. The formal way of saying taint, or chode.

My percentium is inflamed.

by Cannavanman September 19, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018