The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.
EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
Get the Robert Planted mug.Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
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when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.
by burrito!!! December 19, 2010
Get the Pant Cramp mug.Is a description for an extremely sexy woman who may or may not be wearing tight pants. Regardless of the pant tightness she is said to be selling them in the form of an invitation for sexual intercourse.
Rich: "Is she selling?"
Steve: "With that body it's definetely a pant sale"
Brandon: "Jesus titties those pants are tight"
Steve: "With that body it's definetely a pant sale"
Brandon: "Jesus titties those pants are tight"
by wastemgmtbrandon April 10, 2011
Get the pant sale mug.A mythical creature that looks like a human, but has silver hair and red eyes. Like vampires, they drink blood, but they live underwater and lack fangs. They have also been known to rape merfolk and humans, then drink their blood.
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Get the pantell region mug.A state of physical trance play that combines various kinds of orgasm (explosions of energy) with ontonse (a regular implosion of energy) within an intensely small/intimate nonlinear play. These explosions and implosions feed off one other, creating a sustainable state of enjoyable pleasure. The sustainable state of pantan can become the context of your whole life. Pantan is the state of turn-on, aroused enjoyment of life and of being together. Within pantan creativity, inspiration, a sense of awe and newness, etc. always are at work. (A word created by shaman performance artist Frank Moore.)
She has an amazing ability to actively/focus surrender physically into pantan during dancing/playing. (from a performance write-up of “Exploring of Possibilities of Passion”, by Frank Moore)
They lived each day together in an intimate joyful turn-on to life, to each other, physically and in every way, a pantanic life where everything, each other, their jobs, their daily activities were always enough, always full and deep, even in the smallest everyday details.
They lived each day together in an intimate joyful turn-on to life, to each other, physically and in every way, a pantanic life where everything, each other, their jobs, their daily activities were always enough, always full and deep, even in the smallest everyday details.
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