patty-slap

The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.

"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."

by Your_Mom_Likes_Cabbage May 19, 2006

Fatty Patty

A common name given to an inflatable adult novelty.

Colin: "Mike, c'mon, I'll sell you Fatty Patty for three bucks and it's not even been used once!"
Mike: "Wow, what a deal!"

by MACHone Inc. October 9, 2005

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

Two way petting zoo

You pet the animals they pet you back

I wanted some intimacy so I went to a two way petting zoo

by bossatron2000153 bousley February 7, 2019

petting the pussy

female masturbation

Sandra couldn't answer the door because she was busy petting the pussy.

by joni September 20, 2003

heavy petting

Accidentally snapping someone's neck while stroking their hair

We have a heavy petting victim

by adoorable door January 9, 2015

St Patty's Day

Name used by intellectually challenged Americans for St Patrick's Day.

Hi Quaint Irish Person, where can we get a green beer for st patty's day?
Patty? Who the fuck she then when she's at home?

by OrishShannon February 21, 2011