Shitty Pants 

1. An exclamation of extreme rage

2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)

"Shitty Pants!"

"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"

Shitty Pants by 1234509876 August 26, 2009

Poopsie Pants 

(n.) one who has done a massive wet crap in their pants. Most of the time, the poop can be seen seeping through the underware, etc, and usually there is a horrendous odor associated with him/her.

\"Yo! Did u see that Poopsie pants over there?!?!? He was leaving a streak of messy poo when he walked past!\"

Poopsie Pants by Ghetto Nizzzik April 26, 2005

pirate of mens pants 

n. Swashbuckling term for your Jolly Rogerer, can also be used to describe shirt-lifting Gilbert and Sullivan fans. Like there are some that don't

You 'erd abahht that nonce elton john, e's a pirate of mens pants if ever I saw one

pirate of mens pants by monkeyman February 11, 2004

Yesterday pants 

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

Yesterday pants by captainaverage July 9, 2010

Liar Liar Pants On Fire 

Liar Liar Pants On Fire is a phrase that children like to scream at each other whenever they think the other is lying. They also like to scream it at adults who tell them stories about fairies. It is an overall stupid thing to say, since if your pants actually caught on fire when you lied, more politicians would be dead.

Kid: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Adult: Shut the fuck up.
Kid: *cries*

Liar Liar Pants On Fire by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

special pants 

1)pants that have festive decorative value and thus make one happy 2)pants that increase one's mojo

for best results, pants should be worn on saturday night.

1)I've got my special pants with the little doggies on them :).
2)Hey Will...it's Saturday night. Are you wearing your special pants?

special pants by natslice July 30, 2006

two pants 

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!

two pants by superzlatan June 15, 2009