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*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*
*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.
by El ritardo June 1, 2019
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namebag

A person who adds their own name to online dictionaries and wikis, often demonstrating an excessive level of douchebaggery.
Really? Another online definition? What a namebag.
by F*8 November 26, 2010
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Name spamming

Name spamming is the act of putting a definition of your name on urban dictionary that explains how amazing anybody with that name is.
Almost every name has been a victim of name spamming, except for henry.
by fooster1012 April 24, 2013
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Namejaculate

(Verb) -ing -ed -ion -or -ee
To repeatedly use a name because it sounds unique much to the annoyance of a surrounding audience in order to receive gratification every time the name is repeated.
I rolled my eyes when a relative of this girl namejaculated "Evangeline" all over the lobby. It was a mess!
by LightFoe July 11, 2014
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nameophiles

People who go on urban dictionary and write descriptions of their name that make them look like gods because they have nothing better to do and no life
Person 1: ugh, I went on urban dictionary and all there is are people making themselves look like gods just because of their name

Person 2: I know right? fucking nameophiles...

Person 1: I swear these people have no life.
by HiddenTides September 12, 2016
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namepotism

when one shows preference for an individual with the same name
There are definite signs of namepotism in that group...they're all named Nate...
by TheOriginalNate May 9, 2017
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Name submission

Those type of annoying names that you see when you're voting on Urban Dictionary, always a Ryan or whatever name the person can think of, usually perfect and there's never a middle man in it.
Sometimes it even goes past the rules by having Inside shit like "___ is in love with ___ (the other person the person submitting it had submitted" and it always makes you disappointed when you have to choose where it goes.

Usually the fantasy of whoever writes it, the names either belong to perfect angels or bitches.
sifting through the votes
Definition: Cornelius: A loving man who is sexy and apart of the football team, he has a huge dick and would like to fuck you every day.
Person 1: God damn it, another Name submission.
Hits Keep out
by Mongolmongol January 23, 2018
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