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Brown note

A note that cuases an uncontroleble bowl movement. Said to be 2 octevs below middle c on the recorder. I play the french horn which in translation would be 5 notes bellow my low F.
I was practising dark adventures, when I dicesdid to experment with the brown note. Well I wound up with a bounch of tollet paper and soild my new boxers.
by Master of puppits April 13, 2006
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G-Note

When you score a goal. Mostly used in hockey, can be used in soccer or other sports as well.
'You G-Note this weekend man?'
'Yea dude I G-Noted twice'
by Boston Red Sox April 21, 2006
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Note

Past tense of nut. Often used when talking to male colleagues in a joking or misogynistic manor. Can be used in past tense as “noted”
Hey John! Guess what? I noted in my girl last night and got her pregnant.
by Bigdaddyblaine December 20, 2017
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Star-nosed Platypus

The star-nosed platypus looks like any other platypus except for the retarded deformation on its cranium. It is commonly mistaken for an extremely wet and very hairy beaver. The stare-nosed is commonly found frozen in the ice flows of the Antarctic during the Summer Solstices. Do to its alarming abundance of sex chromosomes; the star-nosed has a spectacular stamina of 30 to 40 seconds. They are constantly pestered by there main predator, the goannas (which inhabit the upper regions of South America).

Their History:
The star-nosed platypus was discovered in 1000s of years ago. After consuming too much Smirnoff Zvonimir, an outsider from Australia, managed to roll a one. In order to celebrate he rip a page out of a phone book, burned in a meager bonfire, and dance around it chanting "erect poodles make the greatest gift". Just then a razor-blade soared out of the flames and punctured his left eyeball. Upset by the lost of his favorite ball he began to bash his head into the frigid ice water Antarctica. Once he broke though the first layer of ice he saw something lurking in the water. It was wet, hairy, and disturbing but yet oh so appealing. He thought to himself "i am so glad that i have one ball remaining, i should take advantage of my situation and experience the pleasure of a new organism". Unfortunately, after recent events involving a new breed horse, a ladder, and alarm clock, Zvonimir, the only witness to the existence of that wet and hairy creature, is no longer with us today.
That damn star-nosed platypus ate all my cheeze-its and drank my arizona
by RagingTango January 4, 2008
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chaldean notebook

an empty cigarette carton often used in party stores as material for writing on.
"Baba we need some cigarettes i'll make you a list to take to sam's club."
"Ok."

"Do we have any paper?"

"Here i gotta put the malboros up you can use this chaldean notebook when i done."
by ani iraqi August 2, 2011
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comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.
C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.
by Shuaman May 17, 2017
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notepad

a bizzare sexual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a 'post it' note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a vagina or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation
first guy:he has a notepad
second guy:he's called daryl
both:hah hah hah hah hah
both:big headed bastard!
by stoneth November 3, 2004
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