Notedict 

Notedict-Someone who comments on everything that pops up in his news feed on facebook in order to get thousands of notifications and feel loved.

Notediction-Feeling the need to comment on something in order to receive notifications.

Bob: "Don was in every single thing in my news feed..."
Bill: "Yea what a notedict"

Donny: "I commented on Tom's status to satisfy my notediction"
Robert: "Wow thats cool..."

Notedict by Charlie Reynolds August 30, 2010

Notidiction 

A form of addiction with the traits of frequently checking notifications and constant fear of missing out on texts, messages, emails, notifications and updates.

Hey Emmy, stop checking your phone every now and then, it has become "Notidiction" for you!

Hi, I am Emmy and i am a "notidict"

Notidiction by Mystery_M June 17, 2020